Six Things Real Estate Agents Don't Want You to Know
by Andrea Reynolds © Copyright Andrea Reynolds 2008.

This article may elicit hate mail from real estate agents, and it’s not my intention to cause anyone to lose business, but I can honestly say I’ve only once been represented by a real estate agent who helped me. Some even tried to kill a sale for me and I had to step in and deal directly with the buyer. (Yes, she still received her commission.) I don’t dislike real estate agents; I’ve known some nice people who sold homes for a living, but I’ve had better luck selling homes and property on my own. If I were selling a $200,000 home, not a $20,000 home I’d prefer a real estate agent or broker handle it for me.

I am *not a real estate agent, but rather an investigative journalist. My mission has always been to immerse myself in a subject, not just by reading, but also by experiencing and observing to provide accuracy. I also hosted a weekend radio show in the United States called Open House. Each week I interviewed a rotating guest list of 3 realtors and a real estate attorney. Each week I asked the guest to give me a subject they wanted to discuss, but I found it difficult to get their assistance to make them sound like experts to the listeners. With two of them, I found getting them to answer questions on air was like asking a toddler to explain Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. However, the third realtor offered to pay my way through real estate school if I’d come work for her. (At that time I decided not to: writing didn’t require that I buy a fancy car, wardrobe, and jewelry in order to get paid.)
* Addendum: After writing this and after a wonderful experience with a real estate broker who worked with me to sell my $146,000 condo, I have decided to obtain my license to sell real estate and have almost completed my course work prior to the state licensing exam.
From my interviews and from my own home buying/selling experiences I gleaned these pearls of wisdom you should consider.

1. Many, not all, real estate agents are vertical thinkers, not lateral thinkers.

Lateral thinkers are brainstormers. Vertical thinking follows the most likely paths, lateral thinking explores the least likely. Don't expect a real estate agent to think outside the box, especially for mobile homes. Their training teaches them one way to think and act and not deviate. Here’s what I mean:

When I wanted to sell my second mobile home and my neighbors were making it difficult to sell, I brought in an agent to help me. There had been a fire in a mobile home park across town where about 40 mobile homes were destroyed. Forty families suddenly needed homes. Assuming only half of them owned their homes and had replacement insurance that's 20 families that would be financially able to pay cash for a home. I called my real estate agent to ask if she would drive over there and distribute a photographic flyer of my home, which were already created. She refused. That's not how she was taught to market homes. In other words some real estate agents don't actively find buyers; they put up an MLS listing and post a For Sale sign, advertise and wait until a buyer phones them. I was annoyed because there was a clearly identified market of potential buyers all in one place, easy to find… going untapped. I should have done it myself.

2. Many real estate agents are hobbyists.

Few real estate agents work full-time as real estate agents. I once attended a conference in Pennsylvania of all the agents and brokers in the county. Many licensed agents see real estate as a hobby and some see homes as investments for themselves which they can scoop up. In an audience of 600 agents only about 6 could be identified as full-time, aggressive sales individuals. If you aren’t lucky enough to get one of those 6 agents, you’ll be stuck with someone who gives you half-hearted service. If I’m going to hand over a 6-10% commission I want better than half-hearted service.

Remember: When you call a real estate agency (broker), unless you ask for a specific agent, you will be assigned the agent who is next in the queue. This allows those agents who aren’t getting listings or sales to have an equal chance. It’s unsettling to think that your assigned agent is the default agent.

3. Often they bring bodies through just to impress you that they are doing something.

I know that my agent was bringing people to see my home who did not want to buy a mobile home and didn’t even want any home in my area. Why did she do this? It was to show me that she was bringing live humans to see my home. That’s not only unproductive, but also a waste of my time. For every showing, I had to take a half-day away from earning an income to dismantle my office and make my home a showplace for a non-buyer. I don’t need dress rehearsals: give me opening night! The simple truth is she had no prospective buyers and she was trying to cover that up by making herself look busy. I lost disrespect for her because she disrespected my valuable time.

Here’s a marketing technique you may not know about. Sometimes your home will be first on the list of a few dozen homes the agent wants a prospective buyer to see. What agents may do is show the least desirable, or the least expensive, home first and then show progressively more appealing homes until the buyer is hooked on a more expensive property. Your home goes into the discard pile.

4. Open houses aren't to show your home.

Your open house may be a waste of time. Not always, but many times it will be. Often the realtor will try to get lookers into a more expensive property than yours. Every open house I've been to the agent tried to up-sell me to a more expensive property, sometimes one of her own. One mobile home I saw during an open house, the agent tried to “save” me by telling me why I should accept Jesus. I came to buy a home, not receive a sermon.

I recently tried an experiment. I invited 25 realtors from different agencies to my open house, held from Noon to 6 PM on Saturday and Sunday. I made sure there was ample time both before and after the own open houses they may be hosting which are usually scheduled 2-4 PM. Each one said they would come only if first I signed a listing agreement with him or her. I said just come see it first. What could they lose to have a look? Even though the weather was mild, not one of the 25 realtors showed up on either of the two days. That tells me if they aren’t hosting the open house themselves (with the owner absent) there’s no point in seeing a new property.

5. Listings aren't meant to sell your home.

They are bait. Think: fishing lure. A listing’s real purpose is to hook prospective buyers and reel them in to see more expensive properties. Why would they want to sell a $20,000 mobile home when the commission is bigger (for the same amount of effort) on a $150,000 stick-built home?

Think about this. When I talked to those 25 agents, quite a few recommended that I set the asking price of my condo at less than the amount of mortgage I had left to repay. In other words: sell it at a loss. When I explained that I was denied a loan to cover the deficit because I couldn't show
earned income (long story), the agents still wanted my listing. They wanted the listing knowing the transaction could never go through. Read that again.

If I were to do as they advised my home would be off the market for 4.5 to 6 months or longer with no chance of a sale. I would be forced to endure countless people tramping through my home knowing that no sale would occur for the duration of the commitment. The only person to win would be the agent who could use my listing to generate new buyer interest in higher-priced properties. It would have been a complete waste of time for me. I have no interest in being a slave to someone so unconcerned about my interests.

Ever notice that those ads real estate agencies place for your home in newspaper and magazine real estate sections don't carry your address? Bait.

6. You probably are better at selling your home than you think.

When I had $40,000 for a down payment on a home, a real estate agent took me to see $40,000 homes. I had told her that I was new in the country and didn't think I had enough of a credit history built yet to get a mortgage. But I had cash. She could have helped me get a starter mortgage and shown me decent homes in the $80,000 to $100,000 range, but she didn't. Instead she showed me derelict, flood-damaged homes with disgusting odors in slum neighborhoods. She didn't even consider nice mobile homes in nice, clean, well-manicured communities. I asked her to show me some, but she wasn’t interested. But you would have wanted her to think of your home, wouldn’t you? And I knew her agency listed manufactured and mobile homes, but her commission would have been too low for her taste.

One day, not long after, I became lost while driving in an unfamiliar neighborhood and discovered the mobile home I eventually bought. It was perfect for me and I didn’t have to spend anywhere near my $40,000. I contacted the owner myself (who was selling without an agent) and we amicably worked out a deal with no agent involvement.

To sell your home all you need to do are:

• see your home with the eyes of a buyer,
• recognize and point out the great features of your home,
• keep it well-maintained, clean, uncluttered and presentable at all times,
• use the marketing and selling tips we recommend,
• use online advertising that provides a wealth of detail and photos, and then…
• when the right buyer appears, edit and adjust the Purchase Agreement templates provided on this site to suit your and your buyer’s specific needs.

Resources
Booklet:
Sell Your Home in 60 Days
Templates:
Purchase Agreement Package
Profile:
Your Home’s Virtual Open House